The Unexpected

10-20-11

Hm, so it's been over two weeks and I'm definitely learning how to be a Mommy as I go Little Ellie.  You are teaching me lots of new lessons.  Most of the lessons are things that no "What to Expect..." book will ever tell you.

For example, you won't find the answers to the following questions in the pages of any book:

• What do you do when:
• Your baby throws up the entire contents of what she's just eaten in your lap?
• You get urine all over your sleeve because she decides to pee after you take off her diaper?
• She projectile poops directly into your hand as you're changing her?
• You accidentally squirt milk up her nose while trying to feed her?
• The dog decides to lick a dirty diaper that lands on the floor?

Answer: LAUGH!  That's about all you can do to keep your sanity.  You're definitely giving me a lot to laugh about Sweetie.  I enjoy every little adventure we take together each day.  What will tomorrow hold?

 (This is AFTER the clean up by the way)